Create a computer mouse for me

Somebody please create a computer mouse like that:

• Should be no sound on click
• Charging from usb (no batteries required)
• Should have pluggable (both sides) usb cable (that works as mouse cable)
• Such cable should have very cool and flexible material
• No additional USB add-ons (bluetooth?)
• Very nice design
• Sustainable materials
• Long-life (at least 3 years)
• No need for special drivers installs
• Nice cheap price

Do you still really prefer those mice and keyboards that require new batteries all the time? No way. What a mismanagement.